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It's the end times somewhere in the universe.

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Walk into a bar, pull up a stool
Bartender says, "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Straight whiskey, and make it fast
I don't ever wanna see the bottom of my glass
Boss called and asked, "Just where you been?"
I said I'm never gonna come back again
Wife called, she's got the kids and they're packed
Said it's over and she's never coming back

Bartender, please tell me it's not the last call after all
I need just one more drink before we fall
I've had enough of life
But I haven't had enough to drink tonight
Please pour one more before you kill the lights

Look above the bar at the TV screen
This is not a test, this is an emergency
It's the President, "Please remain calm,
in 15 minutes 50 million of you will be gone."
And on the TV, I watch World War III
Bodies burning but it looks just like a movie to me
Then I realize it's the end times
And suddenly I feel like everything will be just fine

Bartender, one more round tonight
Last call, it's the end of the world

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from Global Thermonuclear War, released August 2, 2010
Written/Performed by Zac Shaw and Paul Heath

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